Wow! I finally remembered ma password! Here we are in August 2020. What in the name of Holy Mary is going on? These days I walk intae a shop in a mask tae buy some milk, eggs and bread. If that had been six months ago the staff would have phoned the polis!!! The entertainment world has died along with my so-called career. However, I don't give a shit! I have found a new life, binge-watching all the things I missed when I would have been working. "Outnumbered" - "Scott and Bailey" - "After Life" - "Innocent Man" - "Friday Night Dinner" etc etc.
My next appearance as Billy Connolly is New Year's Eve 2020. Where? I can't even remember, it's somewhere on my email. 😄

COMING SOON....21st of June!!

HEMPSTEAD HOUSE, Country House Hotel and Spa presents.....Me! Book early to avoid disappointment!

https://www.hempsteadhouse.co.uk/billy-connolly

MAGGIE'S Dundee - Kitchen Table Day launch.

Absolutely loved entertaining the people at Maggie's today. They are real miracle workers!

Click the link for some Wellies! (and learn about Maggie's on their Facebook Page!)

https://www.facebook.com/61541262121/posts/10157340114052122?sfns=mo

BILLY CONNOLLY and Me!

BILLY AND ME!

I was honoured to appear for about 7 seconds on this tribute to Billy Connolly. It featured sound bites from members of the public, Stars from Dame Judie Dench, David Tennant and Sir Michael Parkinson to the amazing Peter Kaye and dah-dah...Moi!
Narrated by the delectable Suranne Jones.
Click here for my bit!
https://youtu.be/Oej0yDwa00M

BURNS Birthday Lunch at Aldingbourne Country Centre

Happy 2017!! I've been in Scotland for a week gettin' my accent polished for this special occasion at the Aldingbourne Trust where I support adults with learning disabilities to achieve their goals in music, entertainment and performance.

Click here for video: YouTube - ACC Digital Media

Me 'n' BILLY

I AM SO EXCITED, I have two tickets to see BILLY CONNOLLY on the 22nd of This month! In Brighton, East Sussex! Last time I saw Billy there, he not only played my banjo for the crowd outside the stage door, he very kindly autographed it for me! If ye dinnae believe me - well check the photy, by the way! The camera never lies!

A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2016 awready! Ah'm just getting used tae writin' 2015 as the date and there it goes!!! That's the problem with time....it disnae really exist! In China they don't think it's 2016! They think it's the year of the Dug or somethin' - the Hebrew calendar's aw' different, the Aztecs thought it was 10,025 or something....they can't all be right! Anyway, have a fantastic year and I hope to see ye somewhere at a gig, Cheers!

The nights are fair drawing in!

My God! It only seems like aboot ten minutes since Burns Night and here the Bairns are gaun back tae the school. FFS! Ah've been that busy this is the first chance ah've hud tae catch ye up wi what's happenin'! My Grandchildren have got to the stage where I have the unadulterated privilege of communicating with them by email. Every other day there is a golden nugget of info about school, sleepovers, Minecraft (I am learning but have yet to reach the stage where we can "join worlds". Life gets more puzzling by the hour! Are there any children left who just sit out in the garden and play with a stick?

I would like to wish everyone a Happy New 2015, I hope it brings you everything you would wish for yourself and your family! Hope to see you live in Two Oh One Five!

It's Halloween! Thank God for that! Now we can start looking forward to Christmas.....:-(
At my age a year has been reduced to this....."Should auld acquaintance be forgot.....Happy Birthday To You..... Oh....Jingle Bells - Jingle Bells.....
Not long tae go now....a few years....then it'll be the care home and ...."would you like to try some Christmas pudding" - " NO - FUCK OFF, and take yer Christmas Pudding with ye! Shove it up yer arse! I'm actually looking forward tae that!

Hiya - things have been a bit quiet lately - however, coming up in the next month are such events as - 
The AldingBOOM Festival Sun 22nd June
Chichester Music Festival 5th July
Bognor Regis Motor Gala 6th July, West Park, Bognor Regis
The Crown, Littlehampton, 19th July
Rox Music and Arts FREE Festival, Bognor Regis Seafront - 26 & 27 July - Compere main stage
Rock'n'Roll.....

ACTASTIC SHOWCASE, SOUTHPORT

I'd like to thank Paula and Sharon from Actastic Entertainments for a thoroughly enjoyable night. As usuaul their organisation was excellent, the room was buzzing and I had a great time onstage (in spite of sound gremlins!)

Southport Convention Centre

This Thursday - a huge showcase at the Southport Convention Centre for Actastic Entertainments. Anyone who would like to attend can contact Paula on +44 (0)1704880894
Loads of quality acts plus, of course.....me being extremely windswept and interesting! :-)

BURNS NIGHT FOR LORD'S TAVERNERS at The Grand Cafe in Southampton

http://www.grand-cafe.co.uk/events/burns-supper-at-grand-cafe

Friday 24th January

Burns Nicht is upon us! Wee sleekit, cowrin', tim'rous beasties, Ghaists and Houlets - you tell me - I had tae google it!

Rehearsing like mad - (wtf does that mean? "rehearsing"  re = again, hearse = a final journey, ing = a verb)....maybe it means " do this or you WILL die on your arse!!! Anyway, The Address To The Haggis is reverberating roond ma mind and ma heed is suffering from repetitive strain!

I think this gig is sold out by the way!

HAPPY 2014!!!

Ah've been rushed aff ma feet since New Year!! This is great, a weekend without work! Next thing tae hit the fan is Burns Night! Big gig next weekend for Lord's Taverners! Ah better no' mention Freuchie - if ye don't know what Freuchie is ye should google it! HAPPY NEW YEAR. :-)

My thoughts are with the people who lost friends and relatives in the helicopter crash on The CLUTHA BAR. NO words....

"THE BITTER BURDENS THAT WE BEAR" for R.C.O.L.

Hi All
In 2013 I was fortunate enough to be chosen to feature as "the pub landlord" - NOT Al Murray!!! in this production for The Royal Holloway, College of London. Wonderful people and great fun to work with!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzrO-FwspXE

KEEP CALM?????

ARE YOU AS FED UP WITH THESE "World War II" SIGNS AS I AM? This is the last one as far as I am concerned! lol (WTF is "lol" by the way? Or should that be BTW? And WTF....adults don't even realise the kids are Swearin' - well done, kids!) I'm losin' the place awthegither here! :-) xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CkWe9pHbP8

LIVE at Sub69, Reading, Berkshire.

COMPERE THE MEERKAT.COM! At Rox Free Music and Arts Festival

COMPERE THE MEERKAT......ye see what ah did there? Ah well, another highly successful Rox Festival is over for this year with live streaming viewed in 36 countries!!! Next - Rox Pop Up events in Bognor Town Centre and we are providing the Stage, Pavilions, PA, Backline and support at Aldingbourne Alive! on September 1st at Aldingbourne Sports and Social Club.