JAMIESWISH

I have been booked to appear at a big Fundraiser for the Charity "Jamieswish" (click on the link for more info)on 17th July 2010 - watch this space for more details...

Mr Blue Sky in the WEST END!!!!!

Wednesday - 4.45am - I just got back from performing Mr. Blue Sky in the Arena Theatre, Wolverhampton which went really well but I still feel like I am dreaming! Last Sunday we appeared at the Jermyn Street Theatre in the heart of the West End!! It only seats 70 but it is a really beautiful venue. It really only hit me when we came out of the theatre after the show, turned the corner and there in all her glory was Piccadilly Circus!!! Life never ceases to amaze me! Click on the link to visit Jermyn Street Theatre.

Mr Blue Sky!!

For Complete list of Spring Tour dates click on link or visit - http://www.nobodysperfectproductions.com/

Mr Blue Sky!!

I am appearing as "Vince Meager" - Mr Blue Sky in "That's Entertainment" by Phil Preece, Directed by Paolo Allen, starring Della Allen, Steve Humpherson and Paul Findlay, at the Jermyn Street Theatre, off Piccadilly on Sunday 28th March. Box Office 02072872875 or click on link for full tour dates!

The Village Hotel, Swansea

I am appearing at the Village Hotel Swansea next Friday the 26th, LIVE - Wales V France Rugby first then ME haha!!! for tickets see Village Hotel Swansea

Spring Tour - "That's Entertainment"

I am now halfway through rehearsals for "That's Entertainment" which opens next Friday 19th & Saturday 20th at The Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham - tickets available from venue. For more info and full list of tour dates click on title.

Billy Connolly at the Hammersmith Apollo

I went along for a lesson in impersonating the Immortal Mr Connolly tonight! He is as accomplished as ever and had me in bits!!

4SIGHT - WEST SUSSEX ASSOCIATION for the BLIND

BIG CHARITY BURNS SUPPER!! being held on Saturday 23rd January at the Laburnum Centre, Lyon St, Bognor Regis. Traditional Fare including HAGGIS!etc and of course...Whisky!! plus...da da.... ME!!! as BILLY CONNOLLY MC!!! FOR TICKETS CALL 01243 838009 or Click on the link above!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Can I wish everyone an extremely happy 2010! - It's only the 2nd and the magic has started to pale already!! When I was growing up in Scotland people were still wishing you a Happy New Year in March!!! Binge Drinking??? we never even heard of it!!! If you were sober by Valentine's Day you were treated like some kind of weirdo!! Anyway Hoppy now Yaer! Eh Harry no Your - fuck - Harpy Noo yaer =8 bollocks - I'm havin' another drink!! Cheers!

That's Entertainment

I have been chosen to play the male lead opposite Della Allen in the two-part play "That's Entertainment" by Phil Preece, Directed by Paulo Allen and produced by Nobody's Perfect Productions!!!, I am playing "Vince"

Act 1 - Mr Blue Sky

They say if you can remember the sixties you weren't there. Well ageing rocker Vince Meager was. And it's true - he can't. Or the seventies. Actually the eighties are a bit of a blur, and as for the nineties...

He's still going the rounds playing the old hits after nearly forty years, but when a young fan comes backstage to see him after the show he finds she's looking for more than an autograph. And Vince begins to discover feelings his rock and roll lifestyle has left no time for - until now.

Opens 19th and 20th February in The Old Joint Stock Theatre Birmingham then:

Saturday 20th March
Abbots Bromley Hall

Sunday 28th March
The Jermyn Street Theatre, West End, London

Tuesday 30th March
The Arena Theatre, Wolverhampton

Sunday 25th April
The Prince of Wales Theatre, Cannock

Friday 14th May
Great Bridgeford Hall, Stafford

Friday 21st May
The Rose Theatre, Kidderminster

Thursday 27th May
The Dovehouse Theatre, Solihull

Thursday 3rd June
The Guildhall Theatre, Derby

PANTS OFF DANCE OFF

TV debut tomorrow night Wednesday 18th at 23.00 hrs on VIVA - channel 21 Freeview, Sky 358, Virgin 313! BE WARNED!! it is very funny but not for the faint-hearted!! LOL

NOVEMBER!!!

Well - what can I say?? doesn't time fly when yer havin' fun!! 5th Nov - Photo Shoot for Slimming World Magazine!! Stylist, Hair, Make-Up, Director etc !! then Friday - Birmingham for the Slimming World Awards on Saturday with......Vernon Kaye! PLUS!!!! MTV VIVA show "PantsOff DanceOff" now showing!! with - coming up.....ME as embarrassing Dad!!! Sharon and Maxine will agree to that!!! If you want to see my Audition click on the link!!! WARNING: only risk one eye at a time!!! Scroll to "Stuart"

October Awready!

Isn't it quiet in here??! Jist talk amongst yirsels - I'll think of something in a minute!

HOBB'S FARM MUSIC FESTIVAL 2009

The best yet - 20 bands - LOADS of the best fun and music - stalls crafts etc etc and.....Raised £20,000!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 4SIGHT- The West Sussex Association for the Blind!!! Well done everyone who attended/performed/helped - especially Tess, Karen, Nick, Pete etc etc

HOBB'S FARM MUSIC FESTIVAL 11TH, 12TH & 13TH, Yapton, West Sussex

In aid of 4Sight the West Sussex Association for the Blind
FRIDAY 11th:
LAUREN HALLIDAY - FUNK BUCKET - Now "MULATONES" - MIKE FRY -
THE POOPAHS
SATURDAY
ALAN & STEWART - KYM ALLEN AND KIERAN MOORE - ROSS & THE WRONGENS - ADAM FRANKLIN - MICK KOUMIS PROJECT, THE MULBERRIES, DAKOTA VI, THE FEEL, CC SMUGGLERS, COVERNOTE AND...SOUL INTENTIONS.
SUNDAY
SARAH SAVILLE - http://www.myspace.com/sarahsaville
STEVE RODGERS http://www.myspace.com/steverodgersmusic
JOHN OTWAY - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fhvM5ks9ws&feature=channel_page
THE CURST SONS - http://www.myspace.com/thecurstsons
SIXFIFTEEN - http://www.myspace.com/sixfifteentheband
MAL SIMMS AND FRIENDS - http://www.legacyband.co.uk/

Hiya

Been rushed off my feet!! Appearing at Havana, Exeter this Sunday (7th), booked for the Hobb's Farm Music Festival for 4Sight - the Charity for the visually impaired - as compere in September!! Slimming World group absolutely amazing with weight loss so far (in 5 weeks) 283 lbs or 20st 3lbs!!!!!

Politicians

Who do they think they are? More important what do they think WE are?? Every MP except the ones who didn't claim any expenses should be removed, keep the rest, hold an election and start again! But this time - no more Mr Nice Guy - if they step out of line they have to go and work in McDonalds for a year with no-stars!! Thievin' B'Stards!! LOL

Editorial in the Chichester/Bognor Observer - Click Here!

CLICK HERE for Slimming World!

Is that the time awready?

I have been so busy with Slimming World (group opened Monday with 19 new members!) I haven't been on here for a while! It's all good - got an Advertorial in the Guardian this week and hopefully a full editorial in the Observer on the 30th!!